Forget Thomas the Tank Engine, here’s a remake mod of Still Hill 2 that will let you run off the strangely well-sculpted butt of the dumb and horny Pyramid Head.

The famous thinker Sir Mixalot once reasoned that it’s hard to want in the game that you just don’t have buns, darling. It seems that a pristine mod for the Still Hill 2 remake has centered that feeling and brought it to the game’s most seductive personality.

Yes, now you can be stalked and chased by the dumb and horny Pyramid Head, thanks to modder loxoss’ determination to create the monster that won’t stop you from showing up and greeting James Sunderland and letting his clothes go at home. Clearly, excluding, the gigantic triangular element that adorns his chest, because obviously that remains for life, which I suppose should be a pain in the shower.

Their ‘Nude Pyramid Head’ mod, could be one of the crucial elements in the future that makes what it says, therefore, reality. I would advise against clicking on that link when you are at work or have a child/miniature cat nearby that you should probably traumatize..

Here is the article. Since I visibly clapped at this mod when I reviewed the Nexus this morning (for work, I swear), it’s no longer the fact that it gives Pyramid Head a surprisingly proportionate wang (I’m no professional, but I’d say loxoss has run a perfect process to keep PH’s Johnson within the golden zone of manhood (I suppose for the sake of immersion), which I won’t be able to help but laugh at. It’s the vagabond.

I, a certified journalist, am quite afraid to point out that Pyramid Head naked (incorrect uncertainty in form along with its representation in certain divisions of the Internet that I know exist, but are certainly not prevalent) has cake. As Mixalot would say, this kid has turned chalky again. Maybe it’s simply because that texture that makes your entire body look irresistible has been chiseled in marble.

Anyway, just to make sure I’m not getting too far into smut, it seems like mods like this are loxoss’ uniqueness, plus they’ve created alternate works that see characters like Sunderland from SH2, Leon from Resident Wicked. 4 Remake, and Luke from Boulevard Fighter 6 decide to wander around as if they’ve been thrown into some action right before completing a side hustle posing for art scholars.

If you’re closer to a Pyramid Head mod that’s sure to elicit the same emotions in you as the nude, it only took about five minutes into the free ending of the Still Hill 2 remake for the monster to be swapped out for Thomas the Tank. Engine, as a result of modding.

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