Do you know the Nintendo Switch 2? That little thing that no one has been speculating and hungry for news about for quite some time? Well, some fans are now apparently so desperate for clues that can help them determine when a reveal is coming that they’re turning to tarot readings.
Yes, forget about giving tarot readings on your current Switch while playing The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood, a game that has its own sex toy. We’re trying to use it to determine when Nintendo suits will work properly. , it’s time to show them everything.’
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“Tarot reader predicts Switch 2 reveal imminent,” reads the title of a recent post on r/NintendoSwitch2 that has quite a few upvotes. User Future31, who publishes the post, claims that a Famiboards moderator with the handle Tangerine_Cookie recently did a reading using his deck, one that this user claims previously correctly predicted that the Metroid Prime 4 trailer would be in last June’s livestream, and the conclusion What we can draw is that the Switch reveal is coming soon.
Obviously, that’s not something that can be inferred as a possibility from all the news about alleged Switch 2 leaks coming out right now.
According to Future31, the three cards drawn when the deck was asked about the Switch 2 reveal were the Five of Swords (reversed), the Nine of Pentacles (reversed), and the Four of Wands. The poster says these cards can represent things like “commitment, moving forward, openness to change, end of conflict,” “setback, bad investment, exhaustion, undeserved rewards,” and “celebration, prosperity, surprise, earned success, and joy.” ” respectively.
That combination, this poster considers, points to an imminent revelation. “The themes of commitment and end of conflict indicate that the great wait for the reveal is over,” they reason, “it’s time to move from speculation about Switch 2 to enjoyment of Switch 2, and go through the period of ‘what are we speculating? ‘What about the next one?’
“However, there have been hiccups during this! We know that the Switch Pro was canceled internally, and this generation has been very long. Launch Switches are definitely selling out, and the issue of undeserved rewards speaks clearly to Nintendo still gets pretty good sales numbers. without new hardware, I guess the bad investment could have something to do with Samsung somehow, that fits.
“We will soon be able to celebrate the reveal and launch of the Switch 2, with all the joy and surprises that come with the launch lineup, something that will definitely earn Nintendo a lot of money and well-deserved success.”
Sure, Jan. That, as you can imagine, has been the response of many, even the staunchest defenders of the truth about Switch. “This is solid proof,” writes one, “that we have gone mad.”
Will the Switch 2 be revealed soon? Either way, unless your fancy cards are willing to provide a specific date and time, chances are no one who hasn’t spent a lot of time looking at photos of joy-cons will believe them.
